TakenWorks: Where Code Runs (Sometimes)
Welcome to my digital mess !
I build things. Some of them work. Some of them break in spectacular ways. Either way, itโs fun.
This site is a mix of projects, experiments, and thoughtsโbasically, a place where I throw code at the wall and see what sticks.
๐ ๏ธ What You'll Find Here:
- Stuff I've Built - Projects that (mostly) work.
- Stuff I've Broken - A hall of fame for my worst coding disasters.
- Random Experiments - Because why not?
- Tech Stack - Arch Linux, Lua, and whatever else seems like a good idea at 2 AM.
- Duct-Tape Fixes - Hacks that shouldn't work, but do.
โ ๏ธ Disclaimer:
I take no responsibility if you run my code and it:
- โ ๏ธ Segfaults (Sometimes intentional, sometimes not... mostly not.)
- ๐ฃ Kills your CPU (Or at least makes it scream for mercy.)
- ๐ Opens a portal to another dimension (No warranty if you get stuck.)
- ๐พ Corrupts your precious data (Consider it a spontaneous backupโฆ to the void.)
- ๐ก Sends signals to unknown extraterrestrial entities.
- ๐ Prints the entire source code on your nearest printer.
- ๐ฅ Overclocks your CPU *past safe levels* (but *only* when idle).
- ๐ณ๏ธ Deletes itself and **pretends it never existed.(actually does this)**
- ๐ต Randomly plays **Windows XP startup sounds** at full volume.
Use at your own risk. No refunds. No tech support. Just vibes.
๐ฅ๏ธ My Setup (For Those Who Care)
- ๐ป OS: Arch Linux (btw)
- ๐ Main Language: Lua (deal with it)
- ๐ Other Languages: Python, C, C++, JS
- โก Favorite Debugging Tool: print()
- ๐ Networking: ARPANET
- ๐ CPU: Runs on pure spite and caffeine
- ๐ Text Editor: $ echo "Nano > Vim > Emacs" > /dev/null
- ๐ฅ๏ธ Display: If it turns on, it's good enough
๐ก Where to Find Me
- ๐ GitHub? Maybe. If you find it, good for you.
- ๐ง Email? If you must, but expect a delayed response.
- ๐ฆ Socials? Nah. Too much noise, not enough signal.
- ๐ธ Carrier pigeon? Acceptable. But make sure it's trained.
- ๐ Dial-up Modem? Only if you have a 56k connection.
- ๐ก Radio Waves? Tune into **404.69 FM**, maybe I'll broadcast.
- ๐ Write me a letter? Sure, just encrypt it in Base64 first.
- ๐พ Floppy Disk Delivery? If you send it in MS-DOS format, I'll consider it.
- ๐ Summon me via ritual? Requires 3 capacitors, 1 CPU, a bricked motherboard, and a full moon.
- ๐ฎ Ouija Board? Type **`HELLO.WORLD`** to begin.
Now that you've read all this, go click around or do something productive. I won't stop you. ๐
All of this is a joke ofc
I am not a front-end dev am I now ?